- Don't take up diving just to get a suntan.
- People who look good with a mask on are usually ugly without one.
- Diving unprotected with a stranger is like having unprotected sex with that same stranger.
- Anyone who says they have never been afraid while diving hasn't been diving or is a bad liar.
- Never use a sun intensifier lotion within 30 miles of the Equator.
- People say the funniest things when you shut their air off.
- Never have sex underwater above a coral reef.
- Dry Suits and Beer do not mix.
- Buddies are never where you need them to be.
- You WILL run out of film before the Whale Shark swims by.