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What are some ways you can avoid a shark attack?

  • Never leave Utah.
  • Roll in manure before diving; sharks hate anything breaded.
  • Always dive with a buddy. When shark approaches, point to buddy, then swim away very quickly, but quietly.
  • Dive with a briefcase; shark may mistake you for a lawyer and leave you alone out of professional courtesy.
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  • Jokes
Keywords: scuba humor, shark attack Author:
JGD
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