- Tell your instructor that you will race him to the surface.
- Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath.
- Loudly proclaim that safety stops are for "wossies".
- Show up with a set of tables based on your own algorithm "this is WAY better".
- Spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask.
- Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot.
- Tell your instructor there is no way you can lift a cylinder with 2000 pounds of air in it.
- When asked for your dive plan, you hand him over a bundle of travel brochures.
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