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What are some ways you can fail your Open Water test?

  • Tell your instructor that you will race him to the surface.
  • Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath.
  • Loudly proclaim that safety stops are for "wossies".
  • Show up with a set of tables based on your own algorithm "this is WAY better".
  • Spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask.
  • Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot.
  • Tell your instructor there is no way you can lift a cylinder with 2000 pounds of air in it.
  • When asked for your dive plan, you hand him over a bundle of travel brochures.
Category:
  • Jokes
Keywords: scuba humor, open water test, instructor Author:
JGD
Related Tags: Scuba Humor