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What are some ways you can spot a newbie diver?

They are:
  • Sunburned
  • Wearing a Timex watch
  • Driving a nice car
  • Filling in all the blanks in their logbook
  • Missing dive related scars
  • Constantly saying "Wow, did you see that?" alot
  • Donning equipment that looks new
  • Hearing perfectly
Category:
  • Jokes
Keywords: scuba humor, newbie diver Author:
JGD
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